Hillbilly's at Walmart



Remember it pays good



I have a part time job giving out samples on weekends (usually at Walmart Ugh!) I enjoy it because it pays good and that's about the only reason really. I have been taking notice lately of the shoppers. If you have seen those pics online, of Walmart  shoppers that aren't dressed for leaving the house and laughed your ass off....DON'T! It's all true those people live and breath and shop in public like that. Their butts hanging out and everything. Its REAL. I saw three hillbilly's the other day in the produce section and I couldn't help but stare! And they looked oblivious to what I was staring at. I don't know but, there is something different about real people and real hillbilly's.

Ok so then this pleasant older gentleman comes over and  I say " would ya like a sample today sir?" and he goes..."ya I guess, ...I lost my wife". I am thinking ok...he lost her in Walmart or she died, what's the safest thing for me to say here. So I say " How long ago?" and he says " September"! Whew...glad I didn't suggest he go look in the potato chip isle or something stupid!!!